!$!%Criticize mile Pa of scolded 1 string
At this time male leading role's appearing is a fatty
This woman saw is also a fire Wu is again is criticize mile Pa of scold a string of point at male the leading role scold to kill a fatty%$^@#&
Eventually the male leading role Wu delivered a violent wind
Strike table loudly of say
Unexpectedly scold me fat Heng I once lost at leastYou you you youIs beautiful over
4.One day President Lee carelessly drops to drain inside.There are three children just process,
President Lee says to them: if you save me to get up me to a wishes of each of you
The first kid says that he wants a bicycle.
The second kid says that he wants a baseball gloves.
The third kid wanted to say for a long time that he wants one set wheel chair.
Does President Lee's in the mind feel that the very strange hand and foot is thoroughly a Shi Mo to need a wheel chair?
Ask the third kid to say:"do you want a wheel chair for the Shi Mo?"
The third kid says:"if my daddy knows that I save your getting up will interrupt my leg."
5.Three people arrive a breakfast store to buy breakfast.
The first people say with owner:"owner, I want a fried egg, but don't egg yolk."
The owner shone on to fry an egg.
The second people also say with owner:"owner, I want a fried egg, but don't egg white."
The owner also shone on to do, but had already had a little impatient.
It's the third people's turn, the owner Don't mention it asks him "you? don't your egg want Shi Mo?"
The third people have a little timid of say:"I my don't eggshell"
6.Buy an underwear
One day one Mr. Wei buys an underwear for his wife, he never once bought an underwear for his wife, so he doesn't know and buy which kind of size!
Pulled along while with salesclerk, the salesclerk had to take fruits to describe!
Salesclerk:papaya?!Sir:no!no!
Salesclerk:apple?!Sir:not not not!
Salesclerk:wax-apple?!Sir:again a little bit smaller!
Salesclerk:egg?!The Sir says very happily: rightness!Rightness!Rightness!
When pawnshop member understood Hou to turn round to take an underwear, that suddenly shouted loudly: the young lady waited for a second!Is fried over.
7.Good to scold
The small Du fought this day with small Hao …
The small Du disdains to of say:"hum! your mama at the beginning living your time really should directly chock to death you calculate!"
Taste not resigned to playing second fiddle's saying that the small Hao is used to extremely despise:"is? do I see your daddy just should directly shoot you in the wall!"
Small Du:"?.?"
8,Beats By Dr Dre Studio.A 70-year-old mama ㄚ drives a car to carry 3 old men who is also the ㄚ mama class to slowly open the transportation mop.com block him down to say on way in the province:"mama ㄚㄝ , you open this Mo slow, will influence the ㄝ of transportation"
Mama ㄚ , who drives, speaks:"that placard not is write 20?"
The transportation mop.com says:"that is the No.20 highway!"
Mama ㄚ , who drives, says:"oh! oh! those are soon several number highways but isn't a limit oh!"
The transportation mop.com says:"to, Yi~? you Hou noodles moreover 3 mama ㄚs how Mo facial expression this Mo Be difficult to see ㄋ !"
Mama ㄚ's answer of driving:"we just the highway opened to come over ㄚ from the No.245!"
9.Nocturnal emission!
In the bookstore, suddenly bead eyes a bright, see a book title calling "the nocturnal emission falls on the steppe"
Alas impending!"Nocturnal emission" incredibly will fall on the ground, true magic!
Hurriedly call flower to see, flower also excitedly open to see cautiously on seeing, they just suddenly discover writing on the catalogue:
"Dream, loses on the steppe."
The bead is greatly disappointed, very joyless say:I in the future want, a book call"the menstruation often hang in the sky"
10.Caterpillar
Two caterpillars are climbing over lawn, male of caterpillar and the mother's caterpillar say: let us go home, how
The mother's caterpillar says: good!
This returned to a mother to the caterpillar caterpillar house, male caterpillar but discover, mother the caterpillar wear a wedding ring.
The male caterpillar says: I not heel married mother the caterpillar does this kind of matter,
The mother caterpillar says: don't worry!My husband can't come back,
The male caterpillar says: how Mo this Mo certain!
The mother caterpillar says: he rose early very much today bed to go fishing
11.One person after a house, suddenly the window flies down from the second floor an once use of safe set of, at the right moment fall in his head.
This person feels namely disgusted and angry, hence he walks to the front door of this house and puts out strength to knock front door,
An old man opened the door and asked him to knock on door for the Shi Mo this Mo devoting major efforts,
This hostage asks a way:"who live to be on the second floor?"
Old man answer:"does this have the Shi Mo the relation with you?Up what to live is my daughter and her fiance."
This person is safe set of that to pass to the old man and says:"all right, I just want to tell you, your grandson drops down from the window
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 639 difficulty seven higher yellow joke
The person intelligence quotient that the ability all understands within a minute over 150, can all understand within 3 minutes of person intelligence quotient at 130-150, can all understand within 6 minutes of person intelligence quotient at 110-130, can person's intelligence quotient all understanding within 20 minutes is normal, can not also all understand longer than 30 minutes, suggest don't from vulgar, you just too the simplicity is just.
1.Formerly there are three bats drinking at the bar.The first bat says:"owner, come to cup blood."Other 2 saw say:" SB you, all what age, also drink old taste."The second bat says:" owner one cup lemon blood."Two other bats smile:" sees you that taste."The third bat says:" is owner's one cup boiled water."
2.A sperm Sir says:"ohshit"
3.A hospital.The doctor and nurseses are all very ugly.A patient pulls out a tooth.The result bleeds excessive die
4.Once the ambition Wei wanted to leave a skill house, hence arrived at to make the Zhang take in in the temple, square the Zhang said to pass two tests, on being to be vegetarian March after.3 months, once the ambition Wei pays a courtesy calls on square the Zhang begged the second question.The square Zhang gives him a bell be make him bind on the JJ, say if you can see leaf eyebrow 3:00 are whole dewses but bell not?I accepted you as Tu.Hence evocable leaf eyebrow.Once the ambition Wei bell greatly rang.The square Zhang knits the brows Yue: unqualified.Once the ambition Wei defies Yue:"I didn't believe this temple inside all monks can lead this pass.The Zhang of the square is helpless, have to ten evocable monks, let a leaf the dewdrop is again.Indeed as expected only have once the bell of ambition Wei ring.Ring too badly with as for the bell drops to the ground, once ten other bells for ambition Wei to bends from the waist ten bells just rang.
5.A sex maniac, a money-mad and homosexuality died at the same time, they all thought the God hall.God says to them, have to experience a test in the road passed heaven, change while was living then vulgar practice can get into heaven, otherwise could go to hell.Three people set out to heaven walk, see suddenly a wayside to contain a group of beauties, walk at front of the sex maniac is unbearable blunt wanted to make physical advances in the past, dropped into a hell a while as a result.Moreover two people continue to go straight up and see suddenly there is a purse on the ground, barely discernable and very thick one Ta bill, the money-mad bends from the waist to pick up and just wanted to touch purse of for an instant, think of just sex maniac to drop into miserable sight in hell and then endure greedy thought, keep starting to a person alone finish walking the remaining of the road rise go into heaven.
6.Manager Huang and Ms. Bs have one leg, on the first, Ms. B gives manager Huang one to draw two pigeon sons underneath a dead sheep.How to don't understand as well manager Huang's secretary.Handed over to a manager, result manager Huang cachinnation get up.
7.Snow White's hunger and thirst-beat a
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