Just like this of words you have no reason to scold him.
Girl:But ……he and then take off my clothes ……father:Are you to say to be like like this?(The father begins the clothes of taking off the girl)
Girl:Yes, is like this right.Father:But like this you still have no reason to scold him.
Girl:However Hou ……he his ……that ……put mine ……that ……inside ……
Father:(Is crafty to say with smile)are you to say to be like like this?(Father and girl that that)
Girl:(Few minutes Hou)oh ……yes ……be like this ………
Father:My dear kid, even if is so you still have no reason to scold his"you this ………"
Girl:But he has AIDS!!Father:That dog Niang keeps!!!
A spool of joke brocade gathers each half of chapter 3439/La oil little Cai(vegetables) 【2 and one chapter 】
Have an in addition to member, knee next only an only female, loathe to give up to marry to go out, the Wu is to recruit Zhui primer, did field grand happy event for the daughter.The second day noon, haven't seen daughter and son-in-law a nuptial chamber door, the member outside doesn't know the occurrence Shi Mo matter, the Wu is to make a maidservant look into to the nuptial chamber, and specially gives repeated advice to a way:The maidservant in"you don't knock on door, want ～only on the papered window Chuo small hole, steal to take a look, know that they got up to have no." echoes but goes to and led a short while and then walks back to outside say to the member:"Report each half of master, young lady and new Gu Ye." member outside listens to puzzlingly, the favour asks it to know well.The female slave girl explained:"Just I see into from the window bore, the top half that sees new Gu Ye, go to Ms. Wu , still lie where, however two legs pour is to get up, take on the shoulder of new Gu Ye."
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Old man over sixty years of age, wife just when young age, every time round do, Weng can not raise of penis, the wife tender heart is difficult to get.There is one servant at home, young Xing Cai.The old man goes out this day, the wife calls little Cai to building and temporary solves hunger and thirst.Which know that little Cai hasn't yet sex, the Zhuo hand Zhuo feet, the wife get excited ground says:"You hurry up to put on oil inside the bottle up."Little Cai hurriedly puts on oil, the fluster liked to put on vinegar to ascend, sour and puckery, the wife is very hasty, urge little Cai to put on oil.Little Cai Ling puts on pure oil just some little, 2 people the Chang is beautiful difficult speech.When that little wife is so comfortable and enjoys very much, don't feel loudly appeal to the public a way:"Very little Cai, very little Cai!"The old man comes back and walk to before the window, hear connect to shout little Cai in the building, then ask:"I ain't at home, is who have breakfast here?"Say a Zhui door but go into, a see and then scold:"Two of you do of good matter, I ask your little Cai which kind good?"The little wife answers a day:"Small vegetables how not good, and then have oil, and then have vinegar."
Did a spool of joke brocade gather chapter 3440 insurance?
There is a village, there is one river in the village and lead a fluvial ship Be getting worse for a day, can't pass by, a woman asks an old:"Today is to can not pass, I want at your house to stay for a night tonight, can?"The old says after conjecturing the woman:"Can but you can not bother two of my sons."The woman says all right.The woman knocks the door of opening two sons to say at the midnight:"Do you think a happiness?"Two sons say to think, that can, but you are putting on the set of Pi Yun, otherwise making your father knew and then bother.Two sons say okay.After handling affairs, the woman walked, the years is long, the in a flash passed by for 20 years, two sons didn't also get married, their father also died, a day 2 people are in the ground stem live, the eldest brother finally could not contained any more and said:"The younger brother passed by for these more than 20 years, should nothing important problem?"The younger brother says:"Should be getting aller right" that we went to set?
A spool of joke brocade gathers the conversation of chapter 3441 IT magazine/triplets 【2 and one chapter 】
One IT the beautiful Mei is concentrating on of work, the skirt was clipped tightly by the drawer don't realize.When her station starts the skirt"Si"1 was torn open.The colleagues all hear noise to hope, the IT beautiful Mei hurriedly pickeds up nearby an IT magazine to cover private parts.Didn't expect, the colleagues unexpectedly uproar of laughter in the audience, originally the cover of that magazine writes "super big capacity, can accept several hundred customers at the same time";The IT beautiful Mei pickeds up another magazine again, the colleagues again the time smile her, the cover of this magazine is "careful virus";When she pickeds up the third magazine annoy must almost faint, the third magazine is a hardware magazine, write "plug-and-play" on the cover;Finally picked up 1 to lead to buy a magazine, up write "3 fold a special discount"-do not faint again Be getting more impossible!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~·a pregnant woman is by luck pregnant triplets, is their conversations as follows:
A:we after aring born, do you want to do what?
B:I want to be an electrician and see us black here it dirty!
C:I want to be an engineer, we this is too crowded!
A:I want to make fisherman, you see, and this blamed loach came in again!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3442 butter corn stick
Eventually the raining season Wu led an A gentleman very happy invited a B gentleman to go on a tour to arrive at bright and beautiful central mountain range of scene of 2 people are very pleased that the side walks side the chat chatted too happily to carelessly get lost immediately beautiful scenery became Huang countryside Ling 2 people once walked mountain another mountain mountain outside again have mountain Shan-li again set the mountain walk both hungry and thirsty at almost despairing of time in the moment appear a small log cabin A gentleman says that I go in to eat toward somebody else's important point to the B gentleman well!The A gentleman entered the corn that the small log cabin saw one house to still have the request that an old woman A gentleman explained that the purpose old woman says that I can promise you toward the old woman want ～only you can satisfy me of need the A gentleman is hesitant but thought of two human lives with B gentleman at any moment the chastity temporary put a part!The old woman soon strip nude and lie even get ready but face and come in of that split second A gentleman suddenly and in an emergency a moved to grasp a root corn to replace finished Hou at once corn to outside throw so as not to be discovered giving the A gentleman the embracing of a bag of corn A gentleman multitude of feelings surges up Zhao corn to walk out of that the old woman is very satisfied by the old woman and handed over to corn a B gentleman to have never thought a B gentleman and say:I just picked up a butter corn to be full!
A spool of joke brocade gathers saying the prayers of chapter 3443 parrot
A lady kept a female parrot, but this will say:The "come to ㄚ ! want don't great for a while ㄚ " lady feels that the behavior of this parrot really has the lady whom Ru her identity has a day to see the opposite bema father also kept a male parrot, and lovely say the prayers Wu in the cage is then call in and teach father:"Your parrot why is that Mo lovely? keep how long? I give° the parrot of my house you to adjust to teach good?" father:"I keep for two years, its ㄧ keeps all lovely, your parrot how Mo?" Wu is a lady to then say the situation ㄧ that talks lowly parrot 5110 grounds in home to the father to listen to father ㄧ promising:"Good ㄚ ,beats by dr dre pro, you give° your parrot me to keep, I promise it will with my parrot ㄧ kind, the darling ground says the prayers in the cage." following day, the lady sends the parrot to the father, the father then closes mother parrot at and the male parrot of the father the same cage, hope by near Zhu Zhe Chi mother the parrot culture didn't anticipate, saw female parrot a see the male parrot then calling Zhao:"Come to ㄚ ! want don't great for a while ㄚ " male parrot eyes that see be saying the prayers is of a bright:"Absolute being ㄚ , I say the prayers a wishes for two years eventually Wu realization]!!@#@!@#
A spool of joke brocade gathers the brains of chapter 3444 rat
Say, have a group of countrieses the sister to take a shower at home, be peeped by a men, that
The man's penis a carelessly sew from the wall in leaked out, the younger sister had never seen
Make the elder sister come to see, once the elder sister see say, the younger sister holds tight this rat is first,
I take scissors, younger sister a hold tight, that man fears scissors, so
Flounder of trying very hard to, more struggle a younger sister and then grasp of more tight, afterwards the elder sister comes to ask
Does the younger sister say a rat?Younger sister says to run away, the elder sister said how to let it ran, the younger sister said that the rat that the elder sister is all right runs not
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